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The President's Office aboard Air Force One. by cantaloupesin pics

[–]whiskeytango55 0 points1 point ago

how much less can you really have?

Jay Chandrasekhar and Kevin Heffernan here - we made Super Troopers AND Beerfest and NOW "The Babymakers", out on August 3rd. AMA...with a TWIST! by kevinandjayin IAmA

[–]whiskeytango55 0 points1 point ago

you say it's for the good of the group and since they were an only child, aren't married or have any kids that no one will miss them as much.

I think we should organize a Candle Light Silent Protest in front of the Sony Pictures building by SemSevForin community

[–]whiskeytango55 2 points3 points ago

Thanks. It'll be a great day when they finally figure out a way to communicate sarcasm online

I think we should organize a Candle Light Silent Protest in front of the Sony Pictures building by SemSevForin community

[–]whiskeytango55 9 points10 points ago

I can't. I'll be going to the art show inspired by The Big Bang Theory.

LPT - Use a can opener to open those endlessly-annoying blister packs and avoid cutting yourself. by alisebelcherin LifeProTips

[–]whiskeytango55 18 points19 points ago

this.

which seems kinda retarded and rather niche, but I guess it has its uses?

Obama campaign senior adviser David Axelrod says Romney's Mormon religion off limits by BlankVersein obama

[–]whiskeytango55 1 point2 points ago

The press will do that for him. Bring out Jeremiah Wright or how Obama's a secret Muslim and someone will make the obvious connection. It'll leaked somewhere or some shadowy PAC will release an ad.

It's a veiled threat.

Guys... Lets Boycott Spiderman. by Armonaschin community

[–]whiskeytango55 11 points12 points ago

Boycott because they changed spiderman's origin story from everyman nerd to some dude who was always destined to be spiderman.

counterargument: Emma Stone

We need to rally as we did when there was the hiatus by MisterTruthin community

[–]whiskeytango55 0 points1 point ago

They just want the show to get enough episodes to get to syndication. THEY. DON'T. GIVE. A. FUCK.

I just hope that these new guys go Butch and Sundance and go out in a blaze of glory

Jackie Chan announces that he will continue making action movies! by ajninja21in movies

[–]whiskeytango55 0 points1 point ago

It's a perfectly logical way to go. Look at the drek he's turned out for Disney the last couple of years - all CGI aided drek with some gimmick to make up for the fact that the dude is pushing 60 and has broken every bone in his body.

I'd much rather prefer for him to work with some fearless up-and-coming action star, design some sick action pieces and keep the aesthetic alive.

I do not envy David Guarascio and Moses Port by Khaos3118in community

[–]whiskeytango55 1 point2 points ago

You know what'd be awesome? If they added a precocious teen pop star (did someone say Selena Gomez?!). Maybe some rad musical segments where we get the latest winner of The Voice to guest star and sing.

No more making fun of the corporate partners (seriously guys, this is a business...) and no more of the weird looking people. We want to put the stars in a place where they can shine! Our demographic analysis shows that people don't like anyone old or overweight so Neil, Leonard and Garrett can go back to being background actors.

this is going to give fleshlight a run for its money (NSFW) by MrCandidin WTF

[–]whiskeytango55 3 points4 points ago

best canteen ever!

I do not envy David Guarascio and Moses Port by Khaos3118in community

[–]whiskeytango55 2 points3 points ago

I'm sure they'll do great on Fridays with Whitney as a lead in!

TIL ESPN won an emmy for the superimposed yellow line displaying the first down line for football games by washerin todayilearned

[–]whiskeytango55 4 points5 points ago

nothing. it's harkens back to

medieval walled cities whose gates were guarded during the day and locked at night, the key symbolises the freedom of the recipient to enter and leave the city at will as a trusted friend of city residents

I don't think I'm allowed at Best Buy anymore. by ColtonLAin gaming

[–]whiskeytango55 2 points3 points ago

It's not that bad. $15 (+tax) in change, $10 of which is in quarters.

It's already separated, so there goes most of the hard work. After that, you count by 2's using your index and middle finger and you can have that counted in 2 minutes.

If the guy had brought in pennies, then I'd toss him out, but otherwise, it's part of the job.

The best non-sexual feeling for a girl. by CheshireAsylumin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]whiskeytango55 43 points44 points ago

and how about that upper body strength and making 29.9% more for the same amount of work

One guy on Yelp ... by jay2770in funny

[–]whiskeytango55 1 point2 points ago

Can't be foie gras and wagyu beef all the time...

Cake day. Here's the most fucked up thing I own. She was a gift made by & from my uncle. Her ass is huge, she's life sized, her name is Chelsea and she's supposed to resemble me. by newsdaylaura18in WTF

[–]whiskeytango55 0 points1 point ago

Look on the bright side, it will get older and look more decrepit as you grow older. Just make sure no one destroys it.

One guy on Yelp ... by jay2770in funny

[–]whiskeytango55 0 points1 point ago

There are good cheap places, good expensive places, bad cheap and bad expensive. Just stick to good cheap for the majority of your food and you can splurge every once in a while.

There's $1 pizza and $1 dumplings (5), Wendy's Monterrey value meals, at least 4 Trader Joe's locations, Subway sandwich shops everywhere.

best senior quotes ever by jimbon3rin funny

[–]whiskeytango55 0 points1 point ago

Must've. I gotta reiterate, it wasn't just good for a white dude, it was good for Vietnamese people. It's like if Stephen Fry went to the South

Britain: 50 policemen raided seven addresses and arrested 6 people for making 'offensive' and 'anti-Semitic' remarks on Facebook by Anonymootedin worldnews

[–]whiskeytango55 2 points3 points ago

Maybe I could see the 15 year old being reprimanded (though not arrested) for this, but why were the 5 men arrested?

I'm thinking there's something here we're not being told. I want to see pictures of these guys. Were they skinheads? Was the charge just there so they had an excuse to arrest these guys and question them for more serious offenses?

Umpire makes worst call I've ever seen .... twice. Ruins potential chance to win. by price1869in videos

[–]whiskeytango55 0 points1 point ago

if he hadn't hit the umpire (albeit inadvertently) he wouldn't have been suspended. The bill of your cap grazing his face while you're yelling at him might be grounds for suspension

Umpire makes worst call I've ever seen .... twice. Ruins potential chance to win. by price1869in videos

[–]whiskeytango55 3 points4 points ago

According to this umpire profile, he has a pretty generous strike zone.

Scouting report from Major League Umpires' Performance, 2007-2010, by Andy Goldblatt:

Miller has an expansive strike zone that strongly favors pitchers. ... His four-year K/BB is second only to Doug Eddings in favor of pitchers. ... He's one of the best umpires to have behind the plate if you crave a pitching duel.

Everyone can see it. EVERY. ONE. by pedrohckin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]whiskeytango55 1 point2 points ago

wrong, wrong, wrong. That's Drexl

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