What's the best prank you've ever heard of/seen/experienced?

LifeofaLorax · 1 day

well its not the best, but I jsut put this on our office copier. (well not THIS one, but a version of it)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/nalston/4481238015/

and I got a few bites. unfortunately I'm too far away to witness it.

mrsfeatherbottom12 · 2 days

There isn't one part of that that doesn't look like it didn't come from a car wash.

throwaway_MDMA · 3 days

I take lexapro too. No libido problems in terms of interest but I have major problems finishing and sometimes he quits on me. I had low testosterone which was, we thought, the problem. Levels are in the norm but my problems persist. Pretty much figure its the lexapro, and pretty much every drug in the same class will have the same effect.

As long as he doesn't quit on you, its actually a great opportunity. You can go as long as she wants and maker her the focus and not you. You have the opportunity to, if you are so skilled, to get her off multiple times and make get enjoy it more. That makes for better sex and helps the relationship. You just need her to ubderstand that if you don't finish it isn't a failure or a negative. Eventually you will, and trying is the fun part right?

Trust me, if you obsessed on it and worry, the sec will be terrible and you'll come to approach with an oh great I gotta do that attitude. And so will she. Bad news if this happens.

G/l to you.

Edit: see a urologist. There may be other factors and even if not, they may be able recommend things to... Help.

lostinjersey · 4 days

i've owned numerous cats over the last 23 years. never experienced any as aggressive as he is about human food. Obviously he's not the only one apparently, but... it isnt normal by my experience. At times it is cute. At times its fucking annoying.

lostinjersey · 4 days

:) believe me the caption wrote itself if you had seen how he was acting after coming home from the vet

a_leprechaun · 5 days

if you want board games, I jsut got two good ones. last night on Earth is a zombie survival scenario. Very cliched, but thats the point. It harkens back to more of 1960's or 50's movie then any modern film. Then theres pandemic where all the players work cooperatively to stop various diseases from destroying the world. I like this one because it's co-op. Everyone wins or everyone (and the earth) loses. It's actually tension filled as pandemics breakout in cities that previously were cleared and even though it's co-op arguments can break out among players over strategy. They're both awesome and relatively easy to learn, but understanding the strategy, thats what takes time, and thats why we love them.

Mike_V1114 · 5 days

This was quite helpful. But heres my issue. I think I have mild asbergers but have never been officially diagnosed. One thing I do know is I can be fixiated on a subject and ramble on and on and on, and not pick up on the social cues that I am boring the other person to death. I am aware that I do this but not in the moment. This makes me shy away from such conversations and social interaction because I might do this.

How does one resolve these conflicting issues?

tiredbulliedgirl · 9 days

im an atheist. i have zero issue w.christians or religion in general until they start harassing me (or really anyone like a parent who tries to kick their gay teenage kid out of the house for example) or try to create laws based on religious concepts. then i have a problem.

if you are not bothering anyone then no one should be bothering you. period end of story. I have no patience for bullying of anyone for any reason. I cant think of anything to say that prob hasn't been said, but I would definitely try to find a way to make some friends. I know thats a "no duh" thing to say but it's easier to pick on a single lone person then someone who has friends to stick up for them. I would really try to focus your efforts on developing friendships, though it sounds like you're in a pretty hostile environment, and I'm sure it's prob not easy.

I wish you the best of luck. I won't lie that "things get better" because i think it's a trite, meaningless saying and often isnt true. What I will say is is that things CAN get better, and hopefully they will. it may not happen till you're in a different environment (post-HS). I hope you take the advice found here and pursue it. I dont know what state you live in, but in NJ where I live, they have serious anti-bullying policies in schools.

Ecuatoriano · 9 days

I was a teenager. a very bored teenager. Local middle school had a brickface that was alternating, creating a tiny ledge on each level of brick. I decided to scale it like spiderman, made it to the 2nd story roof many times. Eventually they decided, let's fill it w/concrete, no wait, lets fill it with just enough to create a 45 degree angle, so some moron might still think themselves capable of climbing the wall!

Fell 2 stories. broke my arm. Thus began the summer of no swimming.

bootsmegamix · 10 days

If you give a gift, that's it. Otherwise a monetery gift equivalent to the cost of the plate. Every wedding I've been to I've given cash in this mqnner. (well check, but same difference) asked a few friends, co workers, all agreed. Agqin this is an either/or scenario. If you give a gift then there's no need for a secondary gift of $.

And it doesn't sound unfair to me. You should give something.

Zombree18 · 10 days

Stole road signs. (never any that would compromise safety). Rolled a bowling ball down a hilly street at 3am. Drop same bowling ball off a 50 bridge into the road below to see if it would crack. It did not. Also tried to a century 21 for sale sign. Despite being in a car whose trunk could gold the entire Brady bunch, it wouldn't fit and we left it on their lawn.

CS-NL · 12 days

i cant answer your moral dilema without asking you a question. does your attainment of 1,000/day and getting said bonus decrease the amount of bonus they get for doing 100/day? In my (former) job if we sold 100,000 product we got a bonus and if we sold 150,000 product we got 50% higher bonus, 200,000 double the bonus, etc. What anyone else did didn't matter. There was infinite bonus available.

If thats the case then on that score I'd say no. If there's a limited bonus pool and you're hogging it all, denying them bonus, I'm not sure it's immoral/unethical, but... another question: are you obligated to do it manually? Like, you aren't supposed to do it automated? Or did you jsut do something no one not even management thought to do?

It sounds like your idea could eventually lead to ppl being let go because of the higher productivity, but then again that happens w/almost any type of work automation. Operators in the phone industry are about 30% of what there were 30 years ago because of those automated voice robots and call routing things "press 1 for a collect call"). On this score I wouldn't be worried too much, if you hadn't have done it, someone else would have.

king_hippo77 · 13 days

"good word use" - malcolm

ZachWahls · 19 days

"Is this heaven?" "No. Iowa."

e2robby · 25 days

and this is why i own the domain name "letjonstewarthostthedebates.com" and an accompanyign wordpress blog site. I've been waiting till the republican primaries were settled before I started writing some articles about it.

guess this is my wakeup call to get my ass and start posting....

SocialOutcastThrow · 26 days

As someone who is similar in many respects the best advice is this: your problem reminds me of a great line from working girl. "how do you get the job without experience but how do you get experience without the job?" Developing social skills is no different. You need a starting point. I suggest find whatever u enjoy, a hobby like photography, biking, history, metal detecting, WHATEVER.

Find others w/a similar interest and do it together. There clubs, Facebook groups etc. That's your excuse to he in a setting w/others. You'll talk about X subject hut eventually you'll be talking life, family, other hobbies and hopefully u parlay that into hanging out to not do X.

Even if it doesn't happen, you're doing something u enjoy and you're w/others. Eventually it will happen.

G/l to you.

mcartz33 · 29 days

@ op: wow. i'm stunned by the douchbaggery, no thats not a strong enough word, the cruelty in the story you wrote.

This is how evil supervillans start out.

or columbine style incidents.

crohnsmmj · 1 month

My wife has had crohns for almost a decade. Pentasa and similar meds and several hospitalizations, but never any bowel removal. Lost it on the doctorafyer a bad hospital stay and she saw one if the best doctors we've ever met. Remicaise has kept her in remission for 5+ years.

She has lupus, fibromialgoa and back issues so she pretty much lives on petcocet. Here's my question: what does the medical marajuana do exactly? Is it keeping your crohns in remission? Or letting you deal w/the symptoms and pain? I wouldn't think of her not doing remicaise since its clearly working, but wondring if MM might help w/some of her pain in general....

ComfyCouches · 1 month

haha, its funny cause the OP is a girl.

truesly1 · 1 month

well said, I applaud your use of big words.

alleni · 1 month

my wife and son were the only ones to finish the scavenger hunt on friday, so since they were first they got one that says "speed demon"

I like yours better.

Off topic, but did anyone else park onsite and see the young parking attendant with the beard? Anyone else think he was completely stoned?

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