The Professor already has a monocle, so we got him the bow tie to match.

Collaterlie_Sisters · 2012-05-21T07:33:43.537584+00:00

Silly cat, bowties are for economists!

pannonica · 2012-05-21T04:02:29.542910+00:00

Damn, those are some good lookin' 'maters.

mrscary · 2012-05-20T20:56:19.887975-07:00

SING WIMME SING FOR DA EAR SING TO MY LEFT AND SING TO THE PIER

mrscary · 2012-05-21T03:54:13.974518+00:00

If I could rip my radio out of the dash while going 75 on the freeway, I would when that song came on. The local classic rock station was fond of playing that piece of crap every couple of hours, probably because the DJ is some permanently-seventeen jackoff that thinks talking about getting drunk is the only substitute for not actually getting drunk.

mrscary · 2012-05-21T03:50:32.705905+00:00

I wished the local classic rock station played Nights In White Satin more than twice a year. Nah, can't do that, got to keep that room on the playlist to spin Edge Of Seventeen, Life's Been Good and Sweet Home Alabama every hour.

mrscary · 1 day

There was one on SiriusXM for a while. Not any more, though.

mrscary · 1 day

Yes.

mrscary · 1 day

The DJ has to have some excuse to take a smoke break.

mrscary · 1 day

I live in Alabama, so that just adds to the joy of Sweet Home Alabama being on the playlist every couple of hours. So the DJ can make a joke about it... then plug the babe of the day on the website and mention something about beer because huh huh beer is so freakin' cool. That more than anything else is what finally drove me to satellite radio.

mrscary · 1 day

DAMN THING GONE WILD BAMALAM

sullen_ole_geezer · 1 day

The only winning move in global thermonuclear war is not to play.

sullen_ole_geezer · 1 day

George W. Bush, Queen Elizabeth II, call them what you will. But anyone who calls Kris Kristofferson and Boxcar Willie reptilians... they're gonna have a fuckin' problem with me. spits

stalkinghorse · 1 day

So... Congress has to pass the bill so the FBI can tell them what they're going to do with it? After it's already passed?
WTF kind of banana republic is this?

tracklister · 1 day

Dominique's pictures are posted a lot. I've pretty much seen all of them at this point. Whenever they show up, I still upvote them because... I mean, look at her! swoon

tracklister · 1 day

Dominique Sorribes.

getswetaroundburps · 1 day

Don't feel insecure. Any negative attention you receive will be rooted in jealousy.

well_uh_yeah · 1 day

Family Guy sucks worse than the time I had to face Rosie Perez in small claims court.

pmmckee · 1 day

Big Money Rustlas

Hey, scared for the fate of not just moviemaking, but humanity with crap like this getting made counts too.

Seriously, though, don't watch it unless you and your buddies want to give it the MST3K treatment.

Pamrat · 2 days

Welcome to the New Red Scare, where learning what communism actually is could cause one to be branded a communist.

AwwFapWTF · 2 days

I'm just saying, 70s boobs were different.

iampoopymcflurry · 2 days

insert obligatory joke about airbags

Seriously though, she needs to sit farther back. A deploying airbag could seriously injure her.

abstruh · 2 days

OMG why didn't you post this to r/catswithanimeeyes WTF DOWNVOTED.

j/k that cat could scratch the hell out of me and I wouldn't do anything more than say "oh, you adorable little rascal!"

abstruh · 2 days

Hypnokitty thinks his name is awwww.

abstruh · 2 days

WHAT NINE THOUSAND? THERE'S NO WAY THAT CAN BE RIGHT!

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