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Sexy time with girlfriend interrupted by her roommate, problems ensue... by itsmeathrowawayin relationship_advice

[–]TheShittyAdvisor 30 points31 points ago

LOL @ OP's girlfriend's priorities

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BREAKING: DSM-V ADDS "REDDITOR" TO THE AUTISM SPECTRUM [OC] (self.circlejerk)

submitted ago by TheShittyAdvisor to circlejerk

How do I get a bunch of money from kickstarter? I'd love a big ca$hplosion but don't have a worthy project or anything. by TheShittyAdvisorin shittyadvice

[–]TheShittyAdvisor[S] 0 points1 point ago

... wasn't there some website where a guy was taking donations not to strangle a puppy or something? Seems like eons ago in internet time, if I'm remembering right.

Anyhow, tried and true brilliant idea!

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How do I get a bunch of money from kickstarter? I'd love a big ca$hplosion but don't have a worthy project or anything. (self.shittyadvice)

submitted ago by TheShittyAdvisor to shittyadvice

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DAE think internet censorship is a violation of basic human rights? ... LOL hey let's pretend this potato-retard girl originated on 9gag and get a grassroots movement to shut them down! (self.circlejerk)

submitted ago by TheShittyAdvisor to circlejerk

I'm in a band. I workout. I party, and I'm unemployed. What tattoo should I get to express my individuality? by boobjetin shittyadvice

[–]TheShittyAdvisor 8 points9 points ago

You're legally allowed to say "nigga" if you do this

I'm in a band. I workout. I party, and I'm unemployed. What tattoo should I get to express my individuality? by boobjetin shittyadvice

[–]TheShittyAdvisor 12 points13 points ago

What about YOLO in Asian lettering?

I'm a teenager. Any tips on how to piss off my mother ? by lyzedekielin shittyadvice

[–]TheShittyAdvisor 4 points5 points ago

Get her pregnant so you have a little brother to raise more hell with.

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My 7 year old suspened for "sexual harassment," how do I get him off? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted ago by TheShittyAdvisor to shittyadvice

Wife is overweight and I'm finding her unattractive. by ThrowawayDudemeisterin relationship_advice

[–]TheShittyAdvisor 5 points6 points ago

Just attach a full length mirror to her body while you make love. She'll get the hint.

I just swallowed a fly. Can I just skip to eating a horse or do I have to go through the whole process? by jaxioniin shittyadvice

[–]TheShittyAdvisor 14 points15 points ago

I dunno. Perhaps you'll die.

First wolf seen in Rhineland for 120 years shot dead. by FritzMuffknucklein offbeat

[–]TheShittyAdvisor -21 points-20 points ago

"I'm 100% certain 60% of the time." - Dick Cheney

- Michael Scott

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I need a girlfriend - how can I have "swagger"? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted ago by TheShittyAdvisor to shittyadvice

I am a middle school teacher, and this is how I feel almost every day.... by iamanerdFOOLin AdviceAnimals

[–]TheShittyAdvisor 5 points6 points ago

Careful, guys - y'alls gonna rip your foreskins circlejerking that hard!

How can u eat them!? by rakqhwin pic

[–]TheShittyAdvisor 2 points3 points ago

http://www.cockrockmag.com/images/TenReasonsPoopisBetterthanMuhammad/eat.bacon.jpg

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I love how the shittynetwork is really flourishing. Anyway, I took these nekkid pics of me yesterday and they're really pretty unattractive. Do we have a /r/shittygonewild yet? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted ago by TheShittyAdvisor to shittyadvice

Why Jehovah's Witnesses skip my house. by theheebiejeebiesin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]TheShittyAdvisor 15 points16 points ago

You were home alone, naked, and answered the door in the nude when you saw two unknown men? Are you incredibly stupid or is this made up?

Bp Relations Stays classy. Thinks it's safe to mock reddit. Reddit doesn't sleep. by n3rvin worstof

[–]TheShittyAdvisor 5 points6 points ago

Hate to break it to ya, but that's just a seriously not-hilarious novelty account.

I have already self diagnosed my aspergers and OCD but I now want colorblindness. What do? by [deleted]in shittyadvice

[–]TheShittyAdvisor 2 points3 points ago

Don't do it dude, that's going to fatally conflict with your self-diagnosed synthesia!

Whitney Houston -- Dead at 48 | TMZ.com by CrankCallerin Music

[–]TheShittyAdvisor 6 points7 points ago

I dunno man. They have that sweet SUV, now that nice 4-door sedan... can't wait for the Porsche Minivan!

Figured you might think my dog's cool. Half pitbull, half wienerdog. Built like a brick. by Captain_Kuhlin pics

[–]TheShittyAdvisor 10 points11 points ago

You should make this a designer dog... half pit, half wiener, the "Peiner"

The Modified Dutch Method by TheAlphaNerdin WTF

[–]TheShittyAdvisor 0 points1 point ago

American English is just a natural evolution of British English. So we're the Homo Sapiens and you're the apes. Just deal with it, man. Grunting, howling, and thumping your chest doesn't make you look any less ape-like.

Exposed to HIV, need some advice. by ReallyScared_555in AskReddit

[–]TheShittyAdvisor -1 points0 points ago

This one's easy. Fill a syringe with bleach and shoot it into your balls. This kills the HIV.

Reddit Saved My Life by emmie3510in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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This is exactly the same on reddit by Hollenderliin funny

[–]TheShittyAdvisor 3 points4 points ago

YEAH IT'S LIKE YOUTUBE! THUMBSUPVOTE THIS IF YOU ALSO SAW THE FUNNY PART! LOLOLOL

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