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We are the circlejerk moderators. AUA, cunts. by Boobies_Are_Awesomein circlejerk

[–]IAmAWhaleBiologist 7 points8 points ago

the more "ou"s the smarter.

I personally write it "honouououououououououour" because I'm a genius.

We are the circlejerk moderators. AUA, cunts. by Boobies_Are_Awesomein circlejerk

[–]IAmAWhaleBiologist 10 points11 points ago

Holy shit Herpy shut the fuck up. I can not concentrate over how goddamned retarded you are.

We are the circlejerk moderators. AUA, cunts. by Boobies_Are_Awesomein circlejerk

[–]IAmAWhaleBiologist 11 points12 points ago

"Except Herpy" was implied.

We are the circlejerk moderators. AUA, cunts. by Boobies_Are_Awesomein circlejerk

[–]IAmAWhaleBiologist 1 point2 points ago

You're a loose cannon, aven440.

Also, flair is for winners.

We are the circlejerk moderators. AUA, cunts. by Boobies_Are_Awesomein circlejerk

[–]IAmAWhaleBiologist 19 points20 points ago

Well, that's a loaded question if I've ever heard one.

First, one must ask himself, what is color? It's a valid avenue of inquiry. Can man truly understand the concept of color? There are so many shades, how can one pin point the exact shade? One orange might be Apricot Orange, but the next Soft Marigold? What does it mean to be orange? Is there one true orange, that outshines the others? The one orange that encompasses the quintessential idea of orange?

I'm going to go with True. Final Answer, Regis.

Upvote to rename /r/pics , /r/lookatmyfuckingfamily by walkingsombreroin circlejerk

[–]IAmAWhaleBiologist 0 points1 point ago

Only as long as they're gay.

[Mod post][Experiments]Weekly /r/atheism M-M-M-M-EGATHREAD[Brackets] by GodOfAtheismin circlebroke

[–]IAmAWhaleBiologist 12 points13 points ago

Because this post has literally nothing to do with atheism.

It's also pictures of text.

None of the comments even address that either. The main problem they have with it is the pictures of text.

ALL_CAPS_ACCOUNT by Shadow_TNKin circlebroke

[–]IAmAWhaleBiologist 0 points1 point ago

I once saw a whale, if that counts.

Zach Braff tweeted something. by unferthin circlejerk

[–]IAmAWhaleBiologist 12 points13 points ago

Upvotes for irrelevant unicode symbols.

⇐ Click to receive your Swedish passport by intermerdain circlejerk

[–]IAmAWhaleBiologist 9 points10 points ago

Now, I've never been to Sweden, but I did see Thor, so I think I know enough about their culture to pass as one of their own. I'm also, really, really pale.

Front page of AskReddit: "Hey Redditors, in what ways do you show your vastly superior intellect? Doesn't it suck that not everyone else is as smart as us?" by DoctorSubmarinein circlebroke

[–]IAmAWhaleBiologist 13 points14 points ago

I remember there was a post a while ago about how all redditors as super elite intelligent human beings had to do their part to further the human race, so what was their excuse for not having kids?

It was amazing.

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