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When 9GAG tries to attack Reddit by dinnerdewinnerin funny

[–]AlternativeTaken 11 points12 points ago

HAHAHA. They're our rivals!

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Sometimes the shitty major subs get it right. X-post from r/funny (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by AlternativeTaken to disagreeable

The knob is shit and we should change it. by Str1genzin disagreeable

[–]AlternativeTaken[M] 2 points3 points ago

Why don't you change it then? What's that? You can't? That's what the fuck I thought. Now shut your goddamn mouth and stay in your place commoner.

IAMA person who thinks you need to fuck off, AMA by robotevilin disagreeable

[–]AlternativeTaken 1 point2 points ago

Given that you're 32 and your balls haven't even dropped yet, do you think it's time you face the fact that you're a dickless ass monkey?

Canada's fantastic. Almost as fuckin' grouse as Australia, youse cunts. The rest of you clusterfucks can go suck a dick. by pigferretin disagreeable

[–]AlternativeTaken 3 points4 points ago

Fuck these shitty moderators.

Reddit, in what ways are you ridiculously superior to the mindless masses that masquerade as humanity? by AlternativeTakenin disagreeable

[–]AlternativeTaken[S] 1 point2 points ago

Yes, let the hate flow through you.

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Reddit, in what ways are you ridiculously superior to the mindless masses that masquerade as humanity? (self.disagreeable)

submitted ago by AlternativeTaken to disagreeable

There I fixed it. by jerrygofixitin disagreeable

[–]AlternativeTaken[M] 4 points5 points ago

That looks like shit and you should feel like shit. Eat shit.

Scumbag Steve Buscemi has the same problem as most of you by GregOttawain disagreeable

[–]AlternativeTaken[M] 0 points1 point ago

Oh look who it is. To what do we owe this great displeasure?

May I please take a moment of your time to humbly suggest that you get some passive-aggressive disagreeable in here to tell you that you're not quite as good as you think you are? by cojocoin disagreeable

[–]AlternativeTaken[M] 2 points3 points ago

Wow, this thread brought a tear to my eye. Never before have I witnessed such massive retardation.

I would have loved him were he not a Jap. by scithionin disagreeable

[–]AlternativeTaken 0 points1 point ago

NSFW.

I should be a moderator. by roboticjizzin disagreeable

[–]AlternativeTaken[M] 2 points3 points ago

I can't make you a moderator, but I can make you a massive pain in my dick. Nevermind, you already are.

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This subreddit reminds me of this classic. (youtube.com)

submitted ago by AlternativeTaken to Agreeable

Everyone's shut up about the knob. Can we change that shitty member count number now? by Str1genzin disagreeable

[–]AlternativeTaken[M] 2 points3 points ago

No.

make me a mod you faggots by AAAAA42in disagreeable

[–]AlternativeTaken[M] 0 points1 point ago

No.

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They can occupy my territory anytime... (usmilitaryveteran.com)

submitted ago by AlternativeTaken to disagreeable

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Finally, someone that gets it. (youtube.com)

submitted ago by AlternativeTaken to disagreeable

Does anybody else hate reposts? by lonewolfensteinin disagreeable

[–]AlternativeTaken 1 point2 points ago

Israel is a glorious democracy and a bastion of free speech. There is no way that Israeli agents would ever infiltrate this subreddit and try to suppress opposition to their regime. Thank you and have a great day.

TIL AlternativeTaken is a badass by lonewolfensteinin disagreeable

[–]AlternativeTaken 3 points4 points ago

They just don't make quality posts like that anymore.

Too few posts here. I'm unsubscribing from this shit before it dies out in a couple weeks. by Bruce_SteenSteenin disagreeable

[–]AlternativeTaken[M] 3 points4 points ago

I was just about to ban you. Thanks for saving me the trouble.

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Whoever decided to mod Bacondog has no business running a subreddit. (self.disagreeable)

submitted ago by AlternativeTaken to disagreeable

NEW RULE: IF ANY OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS EVEN SO MUCH AS MENTIONS THAT FUCKING KNOB AGAIN YOU WILL BE BANNED. by AlternativeTakenin disagreeable

[–]AlternativeTaken[S,M] 2 points3 points ago

Who the fuck do you think you are? You wanna demod me? FUCKING TRY IT MOTHERFUCKER. I HAVE SENIORITY OVER YOUR ASS.

/r/disagreeable mod team EXPOSED- new logo was made by a Canadian designer [x-post: subreddit drama] by robotevilin disagreeable

[–]AlternativeTaken 2 points3 points ago

I can confirm that you wouldn't be able to find your own asshole with a wet paper bag and a compass you cock.

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Please disregard Bacondog's feeble attempts at attention grabbing. His judgement is severely impaired by the sheer number of cocks he has been inhaling. (self.disagreeable)

submitted ago by AlternativeTaken[M] to disagreeable

NEW RULE: We only talk about the knob. non-knob related posts will be deleted and banned. by bacondogin disagreeable

[–]AlternativeTaken[M] 3 points4 points ago

Don't forget who made you bacondog. I own you.

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